Category: Humour

  • Drunk Driving on the Internet!

    I can’t believe it! There is a bill going through parliament that would make it illegal to use the internet while drunk, or to discuss sexual matters over a public network.  The MI5 is going to use the bill to tap the phone line of anyone who “uses or abuses alcohol” while accessing the internet……we’re…

  • Funky Friday Give Away Entry!

    I was a bit worried that I wasn’t going to be able to enter Noble Savage’s Funky Friday Give-Away for the chance to win Old school, vintage Sesame Street (select episodes from 1974-79) on DVD as all my photos of me growing up in the 70s are back in Canada.  But, then I remembered my…

  • Plastic Joy Award

    It’s been a very exciting day here at www.mediocremum.com, we’ve been given an award from @tattooed_mummy and to boot I get to put nekkid pictures on my blog. To claim the Plastic Joy Award award ‘you must list 5 fictional characters that ‘you would’ (you know what I’m talking about! Don’t pretend and stop sniggering)…

  • Ever wonder what you’ll look like in 20 years???

    I found myself watching and enjoying Restoration Man last night and it made me realise I must be getting old.  It may have something to do with my older sister turning 40 on Friday as well; I’m only 19 months younger than her. I’ve come to a point in my life where I prefer to…

  • I’m not racist….

    but, I don’t like; Black Wine Gums Black Jelly Beans Black Liquorice Black Jeans Black Clouds Black Pudding Black Coffee Black Plastic Black Ink Blackboards Weird….