Me: ‘I’m going up to bed now, you going to be long, should I slip into something more comfortable?’
Him: ‘Oh, yes please!’ *looking hopeful*
He followed me up shortly.
Hopped into bed and said….
Him: ‘What the hell are those?’
Me: ‘My fleece trousers’
Him: ‘I thought you said you were going to put something sexy on?’
Me: ‘No, I said comfy’
Him: ‘My mum used to have a pair of those…..’
And with those words he managed to instantly kill the moment! Gentlemen, a word of advice, never ever ever mention your dead mother in the bedroom! ;-)