I’m 38 years old. I don’t look good in a G-string, never have and never will! So, why do I have a whole drawer full of them? They’re impractical, uncomfortable and unflattering! To put it simply they’re a pain in the butt! My friends swear by them but they don’t have children!
These girls can get away with it:
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDlqPZWSyRo
But, I look more like this:
So, I’ve decided to burn them! It’s a bit drastic I know, but I can’t sling them into the Oxfam Recycling Box (that would be gross) and they’re useless as dust rags. (do note my attention to Health and Safety)
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5emBQpxePY
It’s not as significant as Bra burning in the 60’s but it sure was liberating! Now I have more room in my lingerie drawer for these sexy numbers, which may not look flattering but they sure do help!
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