Pain in the Butt

I’m 38 years old.  I don’t look good in a G-string, never have and never will!  So, why do I have a whole drawer full of them?  They’re impractical, uncomfortable and unflattering!  To put it simply they’re a pain in the butt!  My friends swear by them but they don’t have children!

These girls can get away with it:

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDlqPZWSyRo

But, I look more like this:

So, I’ve decided to burn them!  It’s a bit drastic I know, but I can’t sling them into the Oxfam Recycling Box (that would be gross) and they’re useless as dust rags. (do note my attention to Health and Safety)

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5emBQpxePY

It’s not as significant as Bra burning in the 60’s but it sure was liberating!  Now I have more room in my lingerie drawer for these sexy numbers, which may not look flattering but they sure do help!

Author: mediocremum

A slightly older mum of one, who drinks far too much red wine and has an unhealthy obsession with her slow cooker. During the day she's an ICT Trainer, Social Media/Online Marketing consultant and does a bit of public speaking. Full Profile on Google+

7 thoughts on “Pain in the Butt”

  1. i cannot think of anything more un-hygeinic than having a cheese wire up your bum.i have only worn them once or twice and they are killers. Luckily my hubs thinks that they are revolting too and prefers the *fuller pant* . so for the record i am very much on your side and at my age and body shape after 5 kids will not be taking my clothes off for anyone but him anyway.

  2. Never wore them, not even when thin and single. They are a horrible invention and when a woman says "but they're really comfortable" I wince. Such an outright lie, right in my face!

    Besides, my dear husband dislikes most types of so-called "sexy lingerie", so I'm totally off the hook, literally.

  3. I used to love g-strings but I do love me a bigger knicker these days – yet another thing i never thought I would say and sign of getting of old. Sigh.

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