I’m 38 years old. I don’t look good in a G-string, never have and never will! So, why do I have a whole drawer full of them? They’re impractical, uncomfortable and unflattering! To put it simply they’re a pain in the butt! My friends swear by them but they don’t have children!
These girls can get away with it:
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDlqPZWSyRo
But, I look more like this:
So, I’ve decided to burn them! It’s a bit drastic I know, but I can’t sling them into the Oxfam Recycling Box (that would be gross) and they’re useless as dust rags. (do note my attention to Health and Safety)
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5emBQpxePY
It’s not as significant as Bra burning in the 60’s but it sure was liberating! Now I have more room in my lingerie drawer for these sexy numbers, which may not look flattering but they sure do help!
Ah yes, the big knicker – I'm a fan!
Go Bridget Jones!
i cannot think of anything more un-hygeinic than having a cheese wire up your bum.i have only worn them once or twice and they are killers. Luckily my hubs thinks that they are revolting too and prefers the *fuller pant* . so for the record i am very much on your side and at my age and body shape after 5 kids will not be taking my clothes off for anyone but him anyway.
They give me the overwhelming urge to drag my butt along the carpet like a dog with worms!
The only time I wear them is in the bedroom. They're uncomfortable and pointless!
Never wore them, not even when thin and single. They are a horrible invention and when a woman says "but they're really comfortable" I wince. Such an outright lie, right in my face!
Besides, my dear husband dislikes most types of so-called "sexy lingerie", so I'm totally off the hook, literally.
I used to love g-strings but I do love me a bigger knicker these days – yet another thing i never thought I would say and sign of getting of old. Sigh.