We don’t normally shop at Waitrose, cause quite frankly as a family we can’t afford it. However, we do like to pop in now and again to annoy the rich folk!
Category: Humour
Ice Skating in the UK
I know that the English are weird with their pickled eggs, eggy bread and squash but who in their right mind would design an ice skating rink that resembles a giant plastic cutting board and then strap a couple of butter knives on their feet! We all know that plastic cutting boards can dull knives.
The thing is I can skate, not brilliantly, but I can. I started when I was 3 and at one point my mother was the President of the Ice Skating Club. That is me on the left.
However, when I took my daughter skating this morning I could barely stand up let alone do a few strokes and heaven forbid a Camel Spin or a Double Salchow, which at my age would’ve been a bad idea anyhow. The skates were dull and I looked like a duck walking on a frozen pond. Luckily, I could feign the doting parent and propped myself (safely) up against the edge to take this video.
How to Ride A Bicycle by Mr. Mediocre!
It probably comes as no surprise to you, that someone who is married to me is slightly nuts!
Enjoy!
How to Change a Duvet in 45 Seconds!
Thanks to Mr. Mediocre for being a good sport.
How fast can you do it? Should we have a little competition?
If you enjoyed this you may also like Folding Laundry Fun. Seriously amazing if I do say so myself. It’ll blow your mind.
Thanks to @andybasildon for the music suggestion.
I’m Going to Burn in Hell!
I always thought I was a genuinely nice person but I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m truly evil. This week I’ve found myself laughing when I really shouldn’t.
1) The lovely @sarahchocolate was trying to erect a flat pack book shelf from IKEA. I suggested she move it upstairs in pieces so that she could assemble it in situ. Apparently, they have a black hole in their house and she dared not to. Last I heard she had put the shelves in back to front and had resorted to wine! Bless! *snort*
2.) I was sent this video to cheer me up by @mummyofseven…I have to admit that I nearly wet myself watching it. Apparently, it’s okay to laugh as he filmed it himself but to be honest I can’t imagine living with such a condition. Please tell me that you laughed! :-s
3.) Lastly, my poor husband was hit with a tummy bug this week. He spent the last 48 hours in the loo, I was tempted to offer to install SKY…all I could hear upstairs was running and slamming of doors. Not very sympathetic I know, however I did drive to Urgent Care at 3.30 am for him. I’m not sure why I found Braille on a pack of Imodium so funny!
Shall I book you a seat next to me in hell?
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